Coming Soon: Princesses and Peter Pans

Axe body spray value pack size,, check, Ed Hardy, check.  Dollar drafts and World of Warcraft, check. Life is sweet. Too bad I had to put on pants to leave the house.

Who cares if I'm 38? Where the hell is prince charming? You know what, I DESERVE my day, I'm a princess. Shut up and get  my mother f*&king crown then help me to the bathroom; I can't fit in the stall.

Coming Soon: Pretty Girl Privilege

http://www.visualphotos.com/photo/2x4810335/woman_watching_boyfriend_carry_heavy_box_32sve0011rf.jpg

Coming Soon: Fairy Tale Endings

"Ok, so he has hooves, at least he dresses well and makes a good living right Mrs. Teapot?"

Light at the End of the Tunnel

I was driving the other day and heard this song on Seattle's own KEXP.
http://soundcloud.com/antirecords/05-when-i-write-my-masters

It sums up what I'm thinking in terms of my professional life right now so enjoy.