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Friday, June 10, 2011

Zanzibar the Lightly Racist Cat a Chart

*melanin is a chemical that makes skin darker or lighter. By being able to detect this chemical, Zanz knows with precision the appropriate amount of racism required of him.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Red, who drew the cat? I thought you didn't have any kids.

Katie said...

Thanks anonymous, It was me and my style that I will call primitive. I could draw/paint masterpieces IF I wanted to. Really.

Anonymous said...

Dear Katie, it's good toknow that I'm not the only person who thinks crazy stuff like this.

Simplylisette said...

Made me smile! I face ginsu claws all day long,lol!

Katie said...

just a note, the cat named Zanz is actually pretty nice, but it was just too good of a name not to elaborate upon.

Anonymous said...

print and up on the fridge goes this one.

Anonymous said...

what is a melanin sensor?

Anonymous said...

melanin is what makes the pigment in a person's skin. therefore, a melanin sensor would tell a person (cat) exactly what color a person was.

Katie said...

anonymouses: You are right. In this case, the sensor would be used to tell the lightly racist cat exactly how racist to be.

Anonymous said...

my cousin just forwarded this to me. I believe she has a lightly racist dog too. Question: can rodents be lightly racist or are they more enlightened? Just wondering.

Crystalyn Galang said...

I am glad that you made the clarification that my cat is nice and that you just thoroughly enjoy his name, cleverly thought up by my fiance and stolen from a Tenacious D song.