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This recession has hit everyone hard and maybe Sanrio needed to branch out from school supplies, candy and t-shirts, to include a weapons division. I want to see the Hello Kitty AK-47 or grenade launcher. It may just be cute enough for me to consider buying a gun.
The kind of guy who probably is on the waiting list for one of these pretty pink weapons
This guy |
Sources: M Kotz, P, 2010. Melanese Asia Reid Busts Out Tazer on Wendy's Worker Who Botched Her Order. True Crime Report.com. http://www.truecrimereport.com/
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Emo Kitty guy: http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Sad_Emo_Kitty.htm
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3 comments:
Now I know what to request for my birthday. I think the AK-47 would be more of a bridal or grad gift myself. IT's a goofy world.
How about combining the armies of the pungently perfumed (alliteration there teach,) and pink tanks. That should scare the hell out of anyone. Even better if you could get giggling school girls to fling scented stickers (remember the 80s?) at them. Total chaos.
hello kitty gone goth!
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